{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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