{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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Thomas Martin Kennerly was a United States district judge of the United States District Court for the Southern District of Texas.
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Israel Washburn Jr. was a United States political figure who was the 29th governor of Maine from 1861 to 1863. Originally a member of the Whig Party, he later became a founding member of the Republican Party. In 1842, Washburn served in the Maine House of Representatives.
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