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The 3rd Armoured Division is a unit of the French Army. The Division is the heir of the 3rd Algerian Infantry Division formed in 1943 and dissolved in 1946, which contributed in the liberation of Marseille during the Second World War.
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The mountain reedbuck is an antelope found in mountainous areas of much of sub-Saharan Africa.
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