{"type":"standard","title":"Charlie Williams (comedian)","displaytitle":"Charlie Williams (comedian)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1067033","titles":{"canonical":"Charlie_Williams_(comedian)","normalized":"Charlie Williams (comedian)","display":"Charlie Williams (comedian)"},"pageid":2850589,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Charliewilliams.jpg","width":200,"height":235},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Charliewilliams.jpg","width":200,"height":235},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285104865","tid":"36c99790-1703-11f0-a4d1-719250eb468b","timestamp":"2025-04-11T18:31:42Z","description":"English footballer and comedian (1927–2006)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charlie_Williams_(comedian)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charlie_Williams_(comedian)"}},"extract":"Charles Adolphus Williams, MBE was an English professional footballer who was one of the first black players in British football after the Second World War, Later he became Britain's first well-known black stand-up comedian.","extract_html":"
Charles Adolphus Williams, MBE was an English professional footballer who was one of the first black players in British football after the Second World War, Later he became Britain's first well-known black stand-up comedian.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Auckland Mako","displaytitle":"Auckland Mako","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q105906040","titles":{"canonical":"Auckland_Mako","normalized":"Auckland Mako","display":"Auckland Mako"},"pageid":66900736,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Auckland_Mako_logo.png/330px-Auckland_Mako_logo.png","width":320,"height":285},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Auckland_Mako_logo.png","width":335,"height":298},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280251768","tid":"7708eb5c-0011-11f0-bfbf-decfd881a34f","timestamp":"2025-03-13T13:45:46Z","description":"Ice hockey team in Auckland, New Zealand","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auckland_Mako","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auckland_Mako?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auckland_Mako?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Auckland_Mako"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auckland_Mako","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Auckland_Mako","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auckland_Mako?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Auckland_Mako"}},"extract":"The Auckland Mako are an ice hockey team in Auckland, New Zealand, that plays in the New Zealand Ice Hockey League, the top tier of the sport in New Zealand. The team is based in Auckland and play their home games at both Paradice Avondale and Paradice Botany Downs, alternating between the two.","extract_html":"
The Auckland Mako are an ice hockey team in Auckland, New Zealand, that plays in the New Zealand Ice Hockey League, the top tier of the sport in New Zealand. The team is based in Auckland and play their home games at both Paradice Avondale and Paradice Botany Downs, alternating between the two.
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